Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Brain Test and Memory Test Humans Temporary Memory

This is a very interesting test of image recall…

The test consists of three parts:

You'll be shown 12 photos in the first part,
You'll be shown another 12 photos in the second part,
You'll be shown 48 photos in the third part and asked if you saw them in the first part, the second part - or never saw them at all.
When you have finished the third part, your results will be given to you.


Click here to begin






Lie Detector! Robot Slaped Mom

Rahul's Dad Brought Home A Robot One Day.

The Robot Had The Ability To Detect Lies And Would Slap The Person Who Lied...

Rahul Returns Late From School.

Dad Asked, "Son Why Are You Late From School..?"

"Dad, We Had Extra Classes Today..."

Robot Slaps Rahul On The Face..!

Dad Shouted, "Come On Tell Me The Truth, Why Are You Late..?"

"Dad, I Went To See The Movie Ten Commandments."

Robot Slaps Rahul Again...

"Sorry Dad, I Went To See The Movie "Chameli Ki Jawaani"...

"Shame On You Son, When I Was Your Age, I Never Watched Obscene Movies Or Misbehaved..."

Immediately, Dad Gets A Tight Slap From The Robot.

Rahul's Mom Comes Out Of The Kitchen And Says To Her Husband, "After All, He's Your Son..!"
The Robot Turns And Slaps The Mom...

एक 'व. पु.' कथा. A Language in Evolution From Satara

मराठी - A Language in Evolution ... एक 'व. पु.' कथा.

अलीकडेच सातार्ला ( साताऱ्याला ) जाण्याचा योग आला .
इथेही मोबाईल ( इकडे शेल्फोन म्हणतात ) धारकांची वाढती संख्या
सहज नजरेत भरण्यासारखी होती . ज्याला पाहावे त्याच्या मोबाईल
हाताला आणि हात कानाला . इथल्या शेल्फोनधारकांच्या संभाषणात
‘ बर्मगठिव्का ’ आणि ‘ बर्मगठिव्तो ’ हे दोन शब्द पुन: पुन्हा उच्चारले
जात होते . ऐकून ऐकून कान आणि मेंदूचं पार भेंडाळं व्हायला आलं ,
मात्र ‘ बर्मगठिव्का ’ ही काय भानगड आहे याचा मला काहीच उलगडा
होत नव्हता . कुतुहलापोटी मी प्रत्येक शेल्फोनधारकाचे संभाषण अगदी
जीवाचे कान करून ऐकू लागलो .

यातून एक गोष्ट मात्र फायद्याची ठरली ती म्हणजे मोबाईल फोनच्या
संबंधित बऱ्याच इंग्रजी शब्दांच्या देशीकरणाच मला चांगलाच उलगडा झाला.
खालच्या बाजारातून वरच्या बाजारापर्यंत फेरफटका मारताना ‘ बर्मगठिव्का ’
चा उलगडा होईपर्यंत जी जी संभाषणे मी ऐकली त्यातले काही तुकडे जरी
आपण ऐकले तरी आपल्या शब्दसंचामध्ये नवीन शब्दांची नक्कीच भर पडेल.

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तर ऐकूया संभाषण नं . १

क : आर्कवा धर्न ट्राय कर्तोय तुजा आप्ला सार्खा आव्टाफकव्रेचज दाव्तोय.
कंचा हाय तुजा ?
ख : माजा यार्टेल ( एअरटेल ). तुझा ?
क : माजा ब्येस्नेल ( बी . एस . एन . एल .)
( कव्हरेज या शब्दाला इकडे असंख्य पर्याय आहेत . कौरेच , कौरेज ,
कव्रेज , करवेज आणि कर्वेजसुद्धा .)
ख : आर्आता आमच्याकड आयडय़ान् वडाफोनचंबी टावरं झाल्याती .
आन् रिंज ( रेंज ) बी बरी घाव्ते .
क : आता हा कंचा म्हंन्लास वडा क् काय त्ये .
ख : हौ ऽऽ वडा वडाच . आर्पय्ला आरिंज म्हंजी संत्र न्हव्तं का,
मगं हुच (HUTCH) झालं . आनात्ता वडाफोन .

आणखी बरंच काही संभाषण होत असतं . त्यात अधूनमधून ‘ बर्मगठिव्का ’
व ‘ बर्मगठिव्तो ’ ही चालूच असतं .

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संभाषण क्र . २ .

ग : आर्तुहाय्स कुठं , पंध्रा दिस झालं सार्खा ट्राय कर्तुय सरख आप्लं वेट्व
( वेटिंगवर ) ची टॅप वाज्तीय . बर्तुजा म्हात्रा आजा कसाय ? (‘ कसाय ’
चा अर्थ ‘ कसा आहे ’ असा घेणे ).
घ : आर्आजाला गाच्कुन पंध्रा दिस झालं की .
ग : हात्तिच्यामाय्ला ! र्आमग येकाद् यश्मेस ( एस . एम . एस .) त
करायचा का न्हाय .
आणखी बरंच काही आणि अधूनमधून ‘ बर्मगठिव्का ’.

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संभाषण क्र . ३

ट : आर्तुजी क्वालर्टुन ( कॉलरटय़ुन ) बादाल्ली वाट्टं .
ठ : व्हय . जाला की म्हैना , आन् रिंग्टुन ( रिंग टोन ) बी बदली केलीया .
कराची का तुला डांलोड ( डाऊनलोड )?
ट : करू की मंग कवातरी . तुज्यात कोंचं शिम्काड ( सिमकार्ड ) हाय म्हंलास .
ठ : माज्यात बीप्येल ( बी . पी . एल .)
ट : टॉक्टाय्माचंय ( टॉक टाईम ) का बिलाचंय ?
ठ : त्ये काय ठावं न्हाय गडय़ा . तातु म्हन्ला व्हता पिर्पेट ( प्रीपेड ) क् काय हाय .
पन रिंज न्हाय गडय़ा .
ट : आमच्याकड् रिलांसनटाटाची बरी घाव्ते ( रेंज ). घरात वाईच नेटवरचा
( नेटवर्कचा ) प्राब्लेम अस्तो . बाकी बाज्रारात झ्ॉक .
आणखी बरंच काही बोलणं होत असताना मध्ये मध्ये ‘ बर्मगठिव्का ’
‘ बर्मगठिव्तो ’ होतच असतं .

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संभाषण क्र . ४

ड : तुजा हँशेट ( हँडसेट ) कोंचा हाय रं ?
ढ : माजा नोक्या ( नोकिया ). लाँग्लाय्फची ( लाँग लाईफ ) बॅट्री नोक्याचीच गडय़ा .
बाकी मोट्रोला , सामसुम , येरिक्शन , येल्ची बिल्चीचं काय बी खरं न्हाय बग .
तुजा कोंचा हाय ?
ड : माजाबी नोक्याच हाय . यफ यम , रेडोन्क्यॅम्रा ( रेडिओ अन् कॅमेरा ) बी हाय .
ढ : माज्यात बी हाय रं . माज्यात विडो ( व्हिडीओ ) बी हाय आन् चार जीभीची
( जी . बी .) मेम्री पन् हाय .

आणखी बरंच काही बोलणं होत असतं आणि मध्ये मध्ये बर्मगठिव्का .
या सगळ्यांबरोबरच मध्ये मध्ये ‘ आर्पन ’ ( अरे पण ), ‘ हात्तिच्यामाय्ला ’,
‘च्या माय्ला’ आणि ‘ चॅआय्ला ’ अशा ठराविक शब्दांचा योग्य आणि अयोग्य
ठिकाणी भरपूर वापर होत असतो . बाकी सर्व कठिण शब्दांचे अर्थ मी लावू
शकत होतो परंतु हे ‘ बर्मगठिव्का ’ माझी पाठ सोडत नव्हतं . शेवटी न राहवून
एकाचं तोंड आणि फोन बंद झाला तेव्हा त्याला मुद्दामच विचारलं .

मी : हे ‘ बर्मगठिव्का ’ म्हंजे काय राव ?
नाना पाटेकरच्या स्टाईलमध्ये तो म्हणाला , ‘ भायर्न आलाय दिस्तासा .’
मी : हो , मुंबईहून .
मग विक्रम गोखलेच्या स्टाईलमध्ये ( विथ अ ‍ ॅक्शन ) त्याने मला समजावलं .
‘ बर्मगठिव्का ’ म्हंजी , बर ऽऽ मंऽग ऽऽ ठिवू ऽऽ क्का .
म्हंजी फून ( फोन ) ठिवू ऽऽ क्काऽ ’

( हात्तिच्या मा .. माझ्या तोंडात आलंच होतं . मात्र ओठाबाहेर फुटू दिलं नाही .)

‘ बर्मगठिव्का च्या ’ गुंत्यातून एकदाचा मोकळा झालो . डोकं हलकं हलकं झालं .
इतका साधा सरळ शब्द मला कळला कसा नाही . विचार करतच होतो इतक्यात
माझा शेल्फोन वाजला . मी हॅलो बोलायच्या आतच पलीकडून जोरात आवाज आला .

‘ आर्हाय्स्कुठं तू ? कवा धर्न ट्राय कर्तुया तुझा सार्खा आप्ला सीचहॉप ( स्वीच ऑफ ),
वेट्व नाय्त आप्लं बीजी .’
मी : कोण बोलताय ?
पलिकडून : आर्मीसर्जा ( अरे मी सर्जा ).

या सातार्करांची सर्व शब्द जोडून एक वाक्य एका शब्दात बोलण्याची कला मात्र
फक्कड हाय बगा . मी कोणा सर्जाला ओळखत नव्हतो . त्याच्याकडून चुकून
माझा नंबर लागला गेला असावा . तरीसुद्धा थोडी मजा करावी म्हणून जोरात ओरडून -

मी : आर्पन हिथ्लं नेटवर पार ढय़ापाळंय बग . माजा आव्टाफकौरेचज झालाय .
बाज्रात पोचल्याव मंग मीच लावतो तुला , र्बमगठिव्का ?

सर्जा : आर्पन .. मला .. आर्र ..

त्याचं बोलणं तोडत मी ‘ बर्मगठिव्तो ’ बोलून ( जवळ जवळ ओरडूनच )
माझा शेल्फोन सिचहॉप केला .


जाय सत्तार्रा
जाय मराष्ट

------------------व. पु.



Tuesday, December 22, 2009

मी मराठी आहे कारण

मी मराठी आहे कारण 31st december ला दणक्यात celebration केलं तरी गुढीपाडव्याला घरावर गुढी ऊभारून जीभेवर कडू-गोड गोळी ची चव चाखत मनापासून नवीन वर्षाचं स्वागत करतो..

मी मराठी आहे कारण कॉलेज मधून येताना टाइमपास मंचुरियन खाऊन आलो तरी वरण भात आणि साजूक तुपाशिवाय माझं भागत नाही..

मी मराठी आहे कारण रिकी मार्टिन च्या गाण्यावर माझे पाय थिरकले तरी बाबूजींचे 'तोच चंद्रमा नभात' ऐकल्यावर नकळतच तोंडातून 'वाह' निघून जातं..

मी मराठी आहे कारण frnds सोबत cool outfits घालून धम्माल पार्टी केली तरी संक्रांत दस-याला मानचा फ़ेटा आणि धोतर घालून,तितक्याच उत्साहात नातेवाईकांच्या घरी जायला मला आवडतं..

आम्ही मराठी आहोत कारण कितीही imported cosmetics- perfumes वापरले तरी त्या typical sandal साबणा शिवाय आणि उटण्या शिवाय आमची दिवाळी साजरी होऊच शकत नाही..

आम्ही मराठी आहोत कारण वर्तमानपत्रांनी कितीही कृत्रिम रंगाविषयी लिहिलं तरी दिवसभर मनसोक्त रंग खेळल्याशिवाय एकही होळी जात नाही..

आम्ही मराठी आहोत कारण प्रवासाला जाताना गाडीतून एखादं मंदिर दिसलं की नकळतच आमचे हात जोडले जातात ?

Monday, December 21, 2009

प्रामाणिक (ला) कोड तोड्या कलियुगातील गोष्ट आहे.

प्रामाणिक (ला)कोड तोड्या कलियुगातील गोष्ट आहे.

एका गावात दोन (ला)कोड तोडे म्हणजेच साहेबी भाषेत Software Engineers राहत होते. पोटाची खळगी भरण्यासाठी दोघेही कोडिंग करायचे. त्यांतील एक कोड तोड्या प्रामाणिक होता तर दुसरा लबाड होता. सकाळी उठायचे, न्याहरी करून ऑफिस मधे जायचे, Source Tree वर चढून कोड तोडायचे (cut copy paste), दुपारच्याला सब वे मधून बांधून आणलेले फुट लॉंग खायचे, अंमळ विश्रांती घ्यायची, आणि मग उशिरापर्यंत राब राब राबून अंधार पडला की घरी परतायचे असा त्यांचा दिनक्रम असे.

एके दिवशी काय झाले, प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्याचे कामात मन लागत नव्हते. म्हणून आपल्या खुराड्या(cube) मधे बसून कोड तोडण्या ऐवजी तो ऑफिसच्या आवारातल्या पोहण्याच्या तलावापाशी जाऊन बसला. तलावाकाठी बसून लॅपटॉप घेऊन कोड तोडू लागला. बघता बघता त्याला जराशी डुलकी लागली आणि त्याचा लॅपटॉप तलावात पडला. प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्याला खडबडून जाग आली आणि लॅपटॉप पाण्यात पडलेला पाहून तो रडू लागला. त्याला रडताना पाहून एक जलदेवता पाण्यातून बाहेर आली आणि तिने कोड तोड्याला विचारले,

"कोड तोड्या, तू का बरे रडत आहेस ?"

कोड तोड्याने रडत रडत तिला सांगितले

"माझा लॅपटॉप कोड तोडता तोडता पाण्यात पडला. माझ्याकडे दुसरा लॅपटॉप नाही. माझी उद्या डेडलाईन आहे. ती पूर्ण झाली नाही तर माझे कसे होणार ? घरी म्हातारे आई वडील आहेत. त्यांचे कसे होणार ?"

जलदेवता म्हणाली, "रडू नकोस. मी तुझा लॅपटॉप पाण्यातून बाहेर काढून देते."

इतके म्हणून जलदेवतेने पाण्यात बुडी मारली आणि ती एक लॅपटॉप घेऊन बाहेर आली. कोड तोड्याने कन्फिगरेशन पाहिले. हा लॅपटॉप 4 GB RAM चा होता. प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्या म्हणाला,

"हा लॅपटॉप माझा नव्हे. माझा लॅपटॉप तर 1 GB RAM चा होता."

जलदेवतेने पाण्यात पुन्हा बुडी मारली आणि ती अजून एक लॅपटॉप घेऊन बाहेर आली. कोड तोड्याने कन्फिगरेशन पाहिले. हा लॅपटॉप 2 GB RAM चा होता. प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्या म्हणाला,

"हा लॅपटॉप माझा नव्हे. माझा लॅपटॉप तर 1 GB RAM चा होता."

जलदेवतेने पाण्यात तिस-यांदा बुडी मारली आणि ती एक लॅपटॉप घेऊन बाहेर आली. कोड तोड्याने कन्फिगरेशन पाहिले. हा लॅपटॉप 1 GB RAM चा होता. प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्या म्हणाला,

"हाच माझा लॅपटॉप !!"

जलदेवता कोड तोड्याच्या प्रामाणिकपणावर खूश झाली आणि तिने ते तीनही लॅपटॉप प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्याला बक्षीस देऊन टाकले.

दुस-या दिवशी प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्याच्या मित्राने त्याच्याकडे नवीन लॅपटॉप पाहिला. त्याने विचारले, "मित्रा, या इकॉनॉमी मधे तुझ्याकडे नवीन लॅपटॉप कुठून आला ?" प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्याने त्याला जलदेवतेबद्दल सांगितले. ते ऐकून लबाड कोड तोड्याच्या मनात लोभ निर्माण झाला.

दुस-या दिवशी लबाड कोड तोड्या पोहण्याच्या तलावापाशी जाऊन बसला. तलावाकाठी बसून लॅपटॉप घेऊन कोड तोडू लागला. थोड्या वेळाने त्याने आपला लॅपटॉप मुद्दाम तलावात टाकला आणि मोठ्याने रडू लागला. त्याला रडताना पाहून जलदेवता पाण्यातून बाहेर आली आणि तिने कोड तोड्याला विचारले,

"कोड तोड्या, तू का बरे रडत आहेस ?"

कोड तोड्याने रडत रडत तिला सांगितले,

"माझा लॅपटॉप कोड तोडता तोडता पाण्यात पडला. माझ्याकडे दुसरा लॅपटॉप नाही. माझी उद्या डेडलाईन आहे. ती पूर्ण झाली नाही तर माझे कसे होणार ? घरी म्हातारे आई वडील आणि बायका पोरे - नाही नाही - बायको आणि पोरे आहेत. त्यांचे कसे होणार ?"

जलदेवता म्हणाली,

"रडू नकोस. मी तुझा लॅपटॉप पाण्यातून बाहेर काढून देते."

इतके म्हणून जलदेवतेने पाण्यात बुडी मारली. या खेपेस थोडे Optimization करून ती तीन लॅपटॉप घेऊन बाहेर आली आणि कोड तोड्याला विचारले,

"यातला कोणता लॅपटॉप तुझा होता ?"

लबाड कोड तोड्याने कन्फिगरेशन्स पाहिली. तो म्हणाला,

"माझा लॅपटॉप 4 GB RAM चा होता."

जलदेवतेला लबाड कोड तोड्याचा खोटेपणा आवडला नाही आणि ती लबाड कोड तोड्याला कोणताच लॅपटॉप न देता अदृश्य झाली.


कलियुगाचा महिमा :

प्रामाणिक कोड तोड्या तीन लॅपटॉप घेऊन आयुष्यभर कोडिंगच करत राहिला.
लबाड कोड तोड्याचा लॅपटॉप पाण्यात पडल्याने त्याला कोड लिहिता येईना. मग कंपनीने त्याला मॅनेजर बनवून नवीन ब्लॅकबेरी घेऊन दिला :)

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Sisterhood of Traveling Pants I and II



The bond of friendship among men is usually seen a stronger than in women. I mean to say Men remain in contact with their friends and also enjoy whole life with friends. The friendship in women is different. Friends in women’s life have a different priority.
Anyways, the reason behind telling is the Movie Sisterhood of Travelling Pants is about the friendship between 4 young girls. A pant which suits to everybody in the group is the reason to keep everybody in touch. And in real hard time this Four Corners always come together and solve the problem.
The First part is bit boring for those who love suspense and thriller or off-bit movies. It is just a like what we see in our daily routine, only difference is its teenagers routine.
The second part is touchy. As time passes all 4 girls grow up and choose their own way. All 4 girls are cute. 2-3 different love stories have distinct flavor excellent mix-up. The second hand pants keep all flavor girl connected and preserve the BEST FRIENDSHIP.

Sometime you may feel the presence of Akata Kapoor.
IT may feel you like you are watching the Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi.










Tibby



Shoots films with in the summer vacation.Hire a sweet younger assistant for her movies and become a good friend when a she finds out Bailey have some serious problem about health.











Lena


Went to Greece to meet grandparents. Fall in love with local guy. Grandparents deny their friendship there.












Bridget

Join the Football camp in Mexico. Fall in love with coach.





Carmen—


Went to visit dad in south Carolina. She come to know about a truth in dad’s life.











I personally like the Tibby’s and Carmen’s Role. Their acting is good. Tibby looks cute most of time.

Bramhin

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Friday, November 27, 2009

The Boy in Stripped Payjamas The timeless story of innocence lost and Humanity Found


The Boy in Stripped Payjamas

The name just described an innocent boy in film.

I sat down with the no clue about the movie. I haven’t seen the poster too. And Movie started ....

My friends are generally watching movies like Transformers, Gamer, SAW series and similar kind of Thriller and Horror. Well today’s horror concept is changed “The More brutality is More Horror”.

Watch this movie and guess a level of Brutality.



The bond of forbidden friendship between Soilder’s Child and Jewish Child. A boy at the age of eight seeks at least one new friend when their family moved out to countryside.

The Boy’s name is Bruno. Bruno was expecting new friends at new place. The new place was really at one side of the world.

The occupation of Bruno’s father is Solider. (Heil Hitler! )

Bruno was getting bored each and every day as he do not find any same aged friend or friend’s group ( group ?... There were not a single boy who become friend of Bruno ) In one scene Bruno’s dad ask him

Dad: So, children, what are you doing today?

Bruno: Same as yesterday!

Dad: And what was that?

Bruno :Same as the day before. Except you went exploring!

Bruno love exploring. He wanted to be explorer.

On the first day at new home Bruno saw a poor and seek man wearing payjams , working in the kitchen. Bruno approached towards him as something he felt like friend. But it doesn’t persist long and Again Bruno became ALONE.

He experienced a new kind of School there. School was coming to HOME. Bruno was not going to school.

Bruno managed to create a swing with an old car tyer. One day he fell down from the swing. The Payjama man working there in the opposite

corner, help Bruno with First Aid medication. Bruno came to know The pavel( Pajama man) was a Doctor. Pavel asked what you wanted to be.

Bruno wanted to be an Explorer.

This friend’s thirst took him out to the back yard of the house secretly and he suddenly reach at the CAMP. There he saw a same aged boy sitting behind the wires …. Fence. His name is Shmuel

The friendship started, and Bruno got confused about the world where he live-in and where Shmuel imprisoned in camp. Bruno got confused about his Dad’s role. …

Bruno started taking out cookies and snacks from home for Shmuel.

Remaining is suspense !!!! See the movie there are no words for next part of the movie….

The mother’s roles is also sensational.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Canvas (Marathi) (U)



PLOT( Story Line)


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Starring Samir Dharmadhikari, Madhura Velankar and Vijay Kenkre, Canvas is based upon a murder mystery. It begins when Shrirang Deshmukh – a wellknown person is killed brutally. But his murder is a part of serial killing and 2 others also get killed in the same manner. ACP Aditya Kulkarni – an investgating officer finds a canvas near every dead body and he finds a clue in the picture ported on the canvas. It`s upto the ACP to stop the merciless killings and bring the killer to book.

What I think.
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This movie is not more than Checkmate and Bindhast.
All three movies are thriller.

Canvas is not in the line of CheckMate and Bhindhast.

Story : The Story is normal. We are not so surprised. But the Serial killer have a good Reason for killing.

I guess most of the marathi people experienced the same theme movies in other languages Hindi,English and others. So Obviously story part can not walk so long.

But this is a good change in marathi movies. Marathi industry seems to be growing and coming out from "teen-age" :)
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Sameer's Acting is good.












Abhijeet Satam's Active is Awesome.

all others are boaring...




I screwed up after the Canvas's show.

But Movie is a Good Experiment. You feel thrill in 2-3 shots. :)


Why Killer start a serial
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Serial Killer have low grade all the time in the school. But he is excellent in Painting.
His Dad hates Painting. I HATE THAT DAD CHARACTER.

DAD destroy a beautiful(?) painting of his son and
SON GO MAD MAD MAD !! and become a killer of FIRST CLASS students who are now
Engineers and Doctors.

The Police man with Sameer was intelligent He picked out a common POINT in every canvas painting. Audience are just fools they never saw painting in their life. :) oh .. i guess you understand!

Things are to be used, People are to be loved.



While a man was polishing his new car, his 4 yr old son picked up stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.

In anger, the man took the child's hand and hit it many times not realizing he was using a wrench.

At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.

When the child saw his father..... with painful eyes he asked, 'Dad when will my fingers grow back?' The man was so hurt and speechless; he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.

Devastated by his own actions...... sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches; the child had written 'LOVE YOU DAD'.
The next day that man committed suicide. . .

Anger and Love have no limits; choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life & remember this:
Things are to be used and people are to be loved.
The problem in today's world is that people are used while things are loved.

Let's try always to keep this thought in mind:


Things are to be used,

People are to be loved.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Cyclone ! Orange Alert


Today morning I was reading about Cyclone near to Mumbai Coast. Its about 350 KM long from Mumbai Coast.

It seems that Our Meteorological Department has detected it early and issued an Orange Alert.
Orange Alert is just a one step below of red alert.

Mumbai- the financial capital get hit by every kind of problems.
Natural calamities, Side Effects of Politics, Terrorism, Share Market's Ups & Downs, Newly emerging Disease like SWINE FLU, BIRD FLU, ANTHREX ,SARS....

Mumbai is always prepare for any kind of problem its because of People who used to live in Mumbai from many years.


This year Meteorological Department issued some bad guesses.
When they were thinking about Famine. Raining started.
When guess was for heavy rain more than 4 weeks, there were no rains.

It seems that ( to me ) the climate is changing. Yes everybody is saying about this. It seems climate's period changing. Which mean Diwali will have rainy season after 1-2 years and Holi may have Winter season and MonSoon arrival will welcome the Summer Shine Days...

From last 4-2 years every year Crop's Loss increased year after year.
Farmers are primarily worried about all this climates twist. We are just worrying about how to reach to office and how to go to shopping and Spinach's cost.


Meteorological Department Should now suggest a new method and new ways to manage these situation as they have details of all years and months So they can predict about new climate twist.
Hope so they will come up with some new ways

Sushant Danekar

Some interesting facts about Pune

Some interesting facts about Pune !



1. Pune has the impeccable record of highest growth within a span of 20 Years

2. Pune has highest number of pubs in Asia .

3. Pune has highest number of cigarette smokers in India .

4. Pune has the highest number of software companies in India-212, followed by Bangalore - 208, Hydrabad - 97. Hence called the Silicon Valley of Maharashtra

5. Pune has 35 engineering colleges, which is highest in the world in a given city. Pune University has 57 Engineering colleges affiliated to it, which is highest in the world.

6. Pune is the only city in the world to have commercial and defense Airport operating from the same strip.

7. Pune has highest number of public sectors and government Organizations in India .

8. Pune university has highest number of students going abroad for higher studies taking the first place from IIT-Kanpur.

9. Pune has only 38% of local population (i.e.Marathi) .Hence a true cosmopolitan with around 20 North Indians,10% Tamilians, 14% Telugites, 10% Keralites, 8% Europeans( Koregaon Park ),5% Africans,2%Bangalis and 6% a mixture of all races.

10. Pune police has the reputation of being second best in India after Bombay .

11. Pune has the highest density of traffic in India .

12. Pune has the highest number of 2-wheelers in the world.

13. Pune is considered the fashion capital of east comparable to Paris

15. Pune has produced the maximum international sportsmen in India for all sports next to Mumbai & Delhi.

16. Pune has produced the maximum number of scientists considered for many high profile Prize nominations.

17. Pune has produced the highest number of professionals in USA almost 60% of the Indian population abroad is from Pune (except Gulf).

18. Pune is famous for THREE: Software Professionals, Girls and Dogs.
(I am S/w Professional, what about you?)

19. Pune is the only city in India where there are seven Universities.


Do you know more!?

POST here :)


Regards

Sushant Danekar

Monday, November 2, 2009

The Ugly Truth(2009) you spin my head right round

The Ugly Truth is A Good Movie for those who are still confuse in what women wants and For those women who thinks they are more calculated.

This movie clear actually clear women's confusion for understanding men.






Gerard Butler is HOSTING a TV series called The Ugly Truth. And a very calculated checlist Producer of other TV company hates the style he deliver the Show.

Mainly What Men wants is actually described in this movie. Like man never wants to meet girls which have checklist with her and have limitations and methodology for all kind of stuff in life.

Gerard Butler as Mike is a person who always talk about TRUTH. and shows that this is what the ugly is. People always wear a mask and try to hide the Ugly.


Mike makes news-man to kiss her wife workin with him as news-women, on the TV LIVE show. And says to audience to THIS IS what the UGLY TRUTH is..
Mike seems to be a person who try to pull every topic below waist :-0

In a scene Mike says to Abby You are desperate! .
Abby Richter: Why, did you think I sounded desperate?
Mike: Listen to you. Desperately asking me if you sounded desperate?
Mike was awesome. :) perfect shot.
In an another scene when they hangs up in the air. Up in the air. Mike say... about a scary Monkey Style...

Mike : "I am in love with psycho like you."
Abby: "I AM NOT psycho";
Mike : I said I love you and all that you hear is Psycho.

WOW mike what a punch man !
these kind of deliveries are there by a Spartan King

Most of girls love MIKE virtually. And his Boss, the Producer, Abby (Katherine Heigl) actually hates him as She is very perticular about the SHOWS.


In the other side It also shows that on the earth there are young men who lives in a descent way.
They have their own rules to follow. The character Dr Colin shows these qualities.

The song " you spin my head right round" is used when the movie ends.

The same song is used for The Movie The Hangover.

See this Song on youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqdC-r1r4wI#

This song awesome and its type of music is also have a good sense.
You Spin my head Right RounD

Regards
Sushant Danekar

Friday, July 17, 2009

ATM FRAUDS IN INDIA


ATM FRAUD HAPPENED WITH ME THIS IS MY OWN EXPERIENCE


Weekly change your PIN. Change PIN immediately after Shopping....
Take Mini statement always....
Try to use less the CARD.. use the OLD fashinoned method .. MONEY in pocket or use the traditional Cheque method...



Here is the link of My News
http://www.punemirror.in/index.aspx?Page=article&sectname=News%20-%20City&sectid=2&contentid=2009071120090711022022157f48e124

If you can not see that !!
read below ..............




Lost in transaction

Here’s the curious case of money being siphoned off a man’s bank account through the bank’s ATM, although owner has the ATM card! Cops won’t register a case because it’s odd, bank is clueless

In a strange incident, a man lost Rs 23,000 from his Punjab National Bank (PNB) account while his ATM card was with him.

25-year-old Sushant Danekar, a resident of Karve Nagar was unable to file an FIR as the police refused to register his complaint.

“On June 3, Rs 10,000 was withdrawn from my account even though my ATM card was safe with me.

I informed PNB, Deccan Gymkhana branch where the manager Anil D Sawant arranged for the CCTV clippings.

There was a girl who made the transaction, but she was wearing a scarf around her face and it was impossible to identify her.”

“The bank as well as the police could not believe how money could be transacted while the ATM card was with me at the time of the transaction. But it happened and I don’t know how.

While I continuously followed up with the bank, on June 26, Rs 13,000 was withdrawn from my account while the ATM card was with me and I was at work. It is not only confusing for me but very wrong.

My ATM pin is not even shared with anybody. When I went to file the FIR at Prabhat police chowky, PSI Patil heard my case patiently and directed me to File an FIR at the Deccan Gymkhana police station.” added Sushant.

But when Sushant reached Deccan Gymkhana police station, he was made to understand that police wouldn’t be able to help him.

“When I narrated the incident in the police station to four or five police officials, they all said that they coundn’t help me as this case is not proper.

They advised me further to deal with the bank and find the culprit. They also told me that they could help me only if I gave them the names of those I suspected in writing.

They were hinting to my roommate. But I trust him. He is the only one helping me with this case,” said Sushant.

When Pune Mirror spoke to PSI Patil from Prabhat police chowky, he said, “I had directed Sushant to Deccan Gymkhana police station to lodge an FIR.

His case is a little confusing, but we can’t help unless there is an FIR. Its hard to believe that his money has been withdrawn when his ATM card was with him. There has to be someone who knew his PIN or may be a duplicate card was used.”

Anil D Sawant, manager, PNB, Deccan Gymkhana branch said, “The ATM used for the first transaction of Rs 10,000 was our PNB ATM in Deccan (ATM no DD13) for which we provided the CCTV clippings.

For the second transaction, our ATM was not used, therefore, I can’t provide the CCTV clippings.”

“I don’t know who this intelligent hacker is. I don’t even think I’ll get my money back. I have frozen my account for debit but the case remains unsolved.

This is either the bank’s fault or a duplicate ATM fraud. I’m also following up with the Lakshmi Road branch of PNB for the CCTV clippings for the second theft.

They have told me that they might take two or three weeks to provide the clippings. The bottom line is, this is a non-supporting environment for an extra-ordinary case,” said Sushant.







Sunday, July 12, 2009

Nilu Phule Passes Away



An Excellent Marathi Actor, acted in more than 130 movies include Marathi and Hindi and some plays passes away. He was 80.




See the news coverage
Indiatimes.com

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Svetlana Kuznetsova beat world No 1 Dinara Safina in the French Open final.

It was 2004 for her. The US Open 2004 champion Kuznetsova Lifts Today another Grandslam! The French open.

The clay Court Champion showed no mercy for World No 1.

She beat French Open 2008 Finalist by 6-4 6-2.

Again no donut for Safina.
This time she was confident; Gained from previous two failures...Fench Open 2006 and US open 2007.


This is Safina's second failure and Safina can expect victory next time.



So finally French Title goes to Russia.

Safina was under pressure. She lost her service points and broken for 5 times.
Safina Received $750000.
Kuznetsova Received $1.5 Million.

" Hopefully I can win here on day" Said Safina in her cracking voice in Trophy Ceremony.



Lets see what happened to Men's Final on Sunday.
Roger Federer Vs Robin Soderling.

Pavi & Sushant


Monday, May 18, 2009

He Created Angry Young Man!

He createed the Angry Young Man.He created a Sikandar. He contributed the term Block-Buster in the Bollywood Industry. He discovered the hidden hero of the industry...

Prakash Mehera ! The name it self is a Super-Hit Block-Buster name. After introducing an Angry Young Man, this man , after that never looked back , and continues showing off the different strokes of Angry Young Man.

The Block-Buster, The Legendary, Director died on Sunday May-17.

He has been suffering from Multiple Organ Failure.
He was 69.
A few weeks ago, Shakti Samanta passed away. Then Feroz Khan. Now Prakash Mehra. The golden era is coming to an end.


After getting retired Prakash-ji kept himself updated with the film industry happenings.





  • Zanzeer (1970)

  • Mukkadar Ka Sikandar (1978)

  • Lawaris (1981)

  • Namak Halal (1982)

  • Sharabi (1982)


  • many more.....
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    Salute to Great Lyricist,Story and Screen play writer,Music Composer , Producer ,Director Prakash Mehra !!!

    More Details ( Collected from Other Net sources)
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    >>He is survived by his three sons Sumeet, Amit and Puneet.

    >>Some 2 years Ago Prakash Mehra Delivered a sober guidance on How to make a successful movie.
    ( I am currently looking for that video on Youtube.com )

    >> Prakash Mehra Own a PUB in mumbai Juhu...
    In Oct 2008 Mumbai Police Busted a rave party held in a pub in Juhu owned by Prakash Mehera.
    He was totaly unaware about this party stuff. Actually the pub was given on rent to a company called food federation something...The news coverage is here

    .........

    Tuesday, February 17, 2009

    Aa-Dekhen-Zara-2009 and OLD Rocky Movie



    "Aa Dekhen Jara"

    Starring Neil Nitin Mukesh and Bipasha Basu,


    Johny Gaddar is Back with Bips

    "Aa Dekhen Jara". Bipasha and Neil Nitin also sung a song in the movie.

    The Old Movie Rocky became popular only because of a song Aa Dekhe Jara
    Here is details of Old Movie Rocky

    Year : 1981
    Director : Sunil Dutt
    Music Director : R D Burman
    Leading Cast : Tina Munim, Sanjay Dutt

    Aa Dekhe Jara
    Singers: Kishore Kumar , Asha Bhonsle


    Hear this song now

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    Saturday, February 7, 2009

    You can not bluff to boss now As Google Latitude is Moving with you !

    This system detect your location using nearest Mobile tower.
    All the J2ME enabled phone can get it installed.

    This system also give a kind of security.

    Interesting use :) ,
    If employer force to install the system on everybody's cell phone , especially for sales staff, its easy to find out the current location.


    I have just installed on my Phone. Sony Ericsson K530i. This phone supports 3G web and also GPS

    Have a look on it ..



    Thursday, January 8, 2009

    Horror Story!!!!

    Read below for Really Horror Story !
    This happened about a month ago near Lonavala.


    A guy was driving from Mumbai to Pune and decided not to take the new
    expressway as he wants to see the scenery. The inevitable happens and
    when
    he reaches the ghats his car breaks down - he's stranded miles from
    nowhere.

    Having no choice he starts walking on the side of the road, hoping to
    get a
    lift to the nearest town. It's dark and raining. And pretty soon he's
    wet
    and shivering. The night rolls on and no car goes by, the rain is so
    heavy
    he can hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

    Suddenly he sees a car coming towards him. It slows and then stops next
    to
    him - without thinking the guy opens the door and jumps in.

    Seated in the back, he leans forward to thank the person who had saved
    him
    - when he realizes there is nobody behind the wheel!!!

    Even though there's no one in the front seat and no sound of any engine,
    the car starts moving slowly. The guy looks at the road ahead and sees a
    curve coming.

    Scared almost to death he starts to pray, begging the Lord for his life.
    He
    hasn't come out of shock, when just before he hits the curve, a hand
    appears through the window and moves the wheel!

    The car makes the curve safely and continues on the road to the next
    bend.
    The guy, now paralyzed in terror, watches how the hand appears every
    time
    they are before a curve and moves the steering wheel just enough to get
    the
    car around each bend.

    Finally, the guy sees lights ahead. Gathering his courage he wrenches
    open
    the door of the silent, slowly moving car, scrambles out and runs as
    hard
    as he can towards the lights. It's a small town.

    He stumbles into a dhaba, and asks for a drink, and breaks down. Then he
    starts talking about the horrible experience he's just been through.

    There is dead silence in the dhaba when he stops talking .....

    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    ....and that's when Santa and Banta Singh walk into the dhaba. Santa
    points
    and says "Look Banta - that's the weird guy who got into our car when we
    were pushing it."

    Wealth and Success comes free with LOVE. A Little Story



    Wealth and Success comes free with LOVE. A Little Story

    A wonderful story

    A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards
    sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't
    think I know you, but you must be hungry. Please come in and have something
    to eat."

    "Is the man of the house home?", they asked.
    "No", she replied. "He's out."
    "Then we cannot come in", they replied.

    In the evening when her husband came home, she told him what had happened.
    "Go tell them I am home and invite them in!"
    The woman went out and invited the men in"
    "We do not go into a House together," they replied.
    "Why is that?" she asked.

    One of the old men explained: "His name is Wealth," he said pointing to one
    of his friends, and said pointing to another one, "He is Success, and I am
    Love." Then he added, "Now go in and discuss with your husband which one of
    us you want in your home."

    The woman went in and told her husband what was said. Her husband was
    overjoyed. "How nice!!", he said. "Since that is the case, let us invite
    Wealth. Let him come and fill our home with wealth!"

    His wife disagreed. "My dear, why don't we invite Success?"
    Their daughter was listening from the other corner of the house. She jumped
    in with her own suggestion: "Would it not be better to invite Love? Our home
    will then be filled with love!"

    "Let us heed our daughter's advice," said the husband to his wife.

    "Go out and invite Love to be our guest."

    The woman went out and asked the 3 old men, "Which one of you is Love?
    Please come in and be our guest."

    Love got up and started walking toward the house. The other 2 also got up
    and followed him. Surprised, the lady asked Wealth and Success: "I only
    invited Love, Why are you coming in?"

    The old men replied together: "If you had invited Wealth or Success, the
    other two of us would've stayed out, but since you invited Love, wherever He
    goes, we go with him. Wherever there is Love, there is also Wealth and
    Success!!!!!!"

    Thanks and Regards
    Sushant Danekar