Oneliner joke, funny Oneliner
- It's better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
- Name the 3 fastest means of communication?Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!
- Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
- Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
- Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
- Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
- Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
- Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
- Father : A banker provided by nature.
- Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
- Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
- I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell you see, I have friends in both places.
- Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
- Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW!
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